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  1. I'm an idiot! My keyfob has been through a wash cycle...

    BMW 6 Series - Tech Talk E24,E63,E64,F12,F13
    E64 2006 with Keyless Go. I immediately took out the battery and metal key; there was very little moisture inside. Dried it open in a warm breeze for 24 hours (on floor in front of fridge freezer outlet), then put it in a plastic box with dried rice in a warm place for another 24 hours...
  2. I’m an idiot!

    BMW Detailing, Bodywork and Styling forum
    Gave my car it’s weekly wash on Saturday and it was looking lovely. On Sunday I left it parked under a tree at my mates house and when I went back to it there was the inevitable dollop of bird shite all down the passenger window and door. So today I had very little time to do anything about it...
  3. I'm a complete total 100% idiot!!!

    BMW 5 Series - Tech Talk For All Gen Of 5 Series
    Hello guys. So.... some of you may know from my previous posts on the possibility of a cracked exhaust manifold that i may have..... well.... it aint! It turned out to be a cracked EGR pipe from the egr cooler to the manifold. When i was installing the main stat, i moved the egr cooler out of...
  4. E61 2007 Panoramic Roof - Removal and Service due to worn / damaged cables / and idiot owner

    BMW 5 Series - Tech Talk For All Gen Of 5 Series
    Before I start this - Pending a couple dry days of weather.................. was wondering if anyone has had or done similar - My E61 Moon Roof is playing up - Wont fully retract - Wont Tilt / Vent - The Blind only go's back half way - its royally Goosed - Had the drive motor out and the teeth...
  5. Idiot driving and M4.

    BFuk Open Topic
    No attempt at correcting it at all, wheels point straight the whole time. Needs to leave that traction control button on... lol
  6. 1999 E46 318i engine rebuilt but need help as im an idiot

    BMW 3 Series Forum - Technical Talk on the BMW E46
    Hey ladies and gentleman, I hope someone can help. I've totally rebuilt the engine on my 318I e46. Reground crank, new bearings, pistons and rings. Head skimmed pressure tested...... blah blah. I've put the engine back in. Some lovely new oil, filled up the cooland. Fired her up. Purred like...