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    My search for a suitable M3 vert hasn't really turned up anything suitable and its probably cos I'm being picky :shifty: Tne 6 series vert I really want is out of my price range but whilst scouring the classifieds I stumbled across the Z3M Coupe :eek Man I loved that car when it came out but I...
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    I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning." He replied, "No, just taking a shit." :lol When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and...
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    Firstly to the mods, we have had the odd joke on here before, but as this is not racist or malicious I hope its ok. If its in breech of the rules, please remove as required. just got this through from a lass I know, not one I've heard before but it made me :rofl "Dad whats the difference...
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    Hi all This bought a smile to my face don't know if it its right in this pc era we live in.But tuff i don't care:hihi not sure if in right section as bmw fun isn't listed:lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fe17mCBzAk
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