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  1. My dear little Compact went into wobble home mode.

    BMW 3 Series Forum - Technical Talk on the BMW E46
    Is anyone good at pulling codes from the dash indications? It's some miles to where I can get a code reader, so I'd like to pull them from the dash if possible. I've had such good luck with this little car that I kind of supposed it would just keep going. I put this on a BMW forum this...
  2. hope this isnt anyones on here(have a butchers) dear me

    General BMW Discussions now thats...
  3. 2004 E46 m sport touring tyres, oh dear

    I should no better, cost cutting with tyres don't mix. Put a set of cheapie tyres on my m sport touring and have made it almost to uncomfortable to drive. Anyone able to offer advice on tyres that give comfort, handling and cost as I'm going to ditch these PDQ. Lesson learnt. Regards R.G
  4. Oh Dear - pretty nervous

    BMW 6 Series - Tech Talk E24,E63,E64,F12,F13
    So, I've had the car 06 650 7 weeks now and cant stop singing its praises. However, got caught at a set of temp traffic lights for some road works heading into work this morning. They took an absolute eternity to change and when I was pulling away I noticed a large plume of blue'ish smoke behind...
  5. Oh dear oh dear now it Jag drivers turn

    BFuk Open Topic
    BMW drivers have been slagged off for years then it was Audi drivers turn to be slagged off but todays bad drivers are in Jaguars ;)
  6. Oh dear god,what a machine!!!

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  7. Dear god..just work!

    Car Audio, ICE, Car Alarms, Mobile Phones, I-Drive
    Hi, trying to fit a aftermarket pioneer stereo in my bmw 318 51 reg. Got the harness adapter and radio cable etc, plugged it all in and now power am i doing something stupidly wrong (most probably..bit inexperienced to be honest) I have taken her out again and showed the wires in case someone...
  8. sigh !!! oh dear, any one in kent are willing to help, beer tokens on offer !!!

    BMW 6 Series - Tech Talk E24,E63,E64,F12,F13
    hi, i need to do a few things to my e64, 645ci,2004, i have already messed up my radio, rear electric windows, wiper intermittent, and the self cancelling indicators, after messing about after reading and posting so many posts, i have a guy in Germany on hand who has sorted out all my programs...
  9. Diesels oh dear it's not looking good....

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    it looks like the good times are well and truly over for diesels after being encouraged to go diesel by everybody years ago, ya now gonna be taxed and and hammered for polluting by the EU:rofl all you sorts ripping ya Nox busting EGR's and DPF's or fudging and frigging them thats all gonna end...
  10. E46 330D charged battery whilst connected, Oh Dear!!

    BMW 3 Series Forum - Technical Talk on the BMW E46
    Whilst under the impresssion i could charge the flat battery with the terminals connected, i did, oh dear, One morning had been in and out of car, locking/unlocking, anyway when i came to start it, it was just flat, i connected it to the charger with the terminals in place. i charged for no...
  11. Dear forum members...

    Just wanted to say hi to everyone. My car is a 2005 BMW 330d Manual Touring e46 with 85k full S/H. It a decent spec. came with HK speakers Xenons Bluetooth Rear Sensors Dakota black leather This is my first BMW diesel and Im beginning to appreciate it. Its quite a capable car. So far since...
  12. Oh dear god... needs to be named and shamed

    BMWs spotted - The 'Was it you? forum!'
  13. E46 post-lift projector headlamps - why so dear???

    BMW Detailing, Bodywork and Styling forum
    Hello BMW Maniacs. I tried and tried again to find some info on the issue, but had no luck what-so-ever... :shifty: I have an E46 320d, saloon, 2004. The only bit that I don't like about it are the headlamps - I have the most simple ones possible. I try to find some projector replacements, but...
  14. Hi from the South, 525d Touring E39 2002 owner with a list of to do's Oh dear!

    Changed my mind don't want to be part of this forum. Sorry to any genuine people. I wish you all the best of luck.
  15. E36 323i - Oh dear - Arctic Silver vs Titanium Silver.

    BMW 3 Series Forum - Technical Talk on the BMW E21
    Was down at the local breakers yard today and couldnt believe it when I found a silver non spoilered coupe in the bmw section - theres normally hardly any bmws there let alone a matching one to mine. They wanted 30 quid for the bootlid. Great, took it off the car, they let me take it to the car...
  16. MUFC oh dear its hairdryers tonite!!!!!

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    a 6-1 drubbing:rofl wouldn't like to be within 50 yards of the old scotch p+sshead big man...
  17. 1994 E36 325i, there's a hole in my engine dear liza...

    BMW 3 Series Forum - Technical Talk on the BMW E21
    Hello everyone. Bit up set today, cars off the road with something that seems terminal. I was thinking headgasket problems due to overheating issues, water hoses staying hard, rough starting and excess steam from exhaust (steam not white/blue smoke). But the one thing not showing in all this is...
  18. 1995 E36 318is oh dear a couple of problems help please? immobiliser disable + window no in runners

    BMW 3 Series Forum - Technical Talk on the BMW E21
    Okay to cut a long story short I am in hospital (long term) and my wife has broken her car today :( It is a 1995 318is coupe a lovely car, passed its MOT yesterday with no advisories, has a spinning ignition barrel which we do not notice ever anymore due to knowing what to do to avoid it...