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  1. General BMW Discussions
    Hello folks. I have a BMW 5 tourer. I don't know why but I had never spotted bmw connect in the menu. Or perhaps it was not showing before the service it had today. Well any how I had a poke int here and the little globe thing spun a bit and sure enough it connected to something, but only to...
  2. BMW 3 Series Forum - Technical Talk on the BMW E46
    Hi everyone, need some advice on a 2002 320d touring 150. Looking to blank both swirl flaps and egr.Will these kits suffice or is there anything else I need . Sorry if I'm being a bit dull . Some sites selling say yes compatible others no. 4X 22MM BMW DIESEL SWIRL FLAP BLANKS 320d 330d 520d...
  3. BMW 8 Series Forum - Technical Talk on the BMW E31
    1991 e31 850i - EML computer brain - won't hold neutral throttle Sorting a '91 850i E31. Low milage, somewhat mechanically challenged 850 would BARELY run after I assembled it from the coolant channel up. I replaced the crankshaft position and speed sensor, new caps and rotors, plugs. Replaced...
  4. BMW 3 Series - Tech Talk For All Gen Of 3 Series
    After a bit of advice from any BMW vets or anyone who has had a similar problem I have got a 2006 BMW 320d with a superchips Bluefin remap that I have had for nearly 3 years now and it has been faultless. I was on the motorway and gave it a good bit off acceleration in 5th gear and then backed...
  5. BMW 5 Series - Tech Talk For All Gen Of 5 Series
    Hello BMW fans and mechanics !! I just changed the Engine , on my BMW E39 530D Auto , now i need to change the gearbox oil and engine oil , after that i dont know : Should i change main brain ( computer ) or i can just reprogram it ? Thankyou !!!! WAiting for you responds !!!! !!! PLS ASAP !!!
  6. BFuk Open Topic
    got aked this today....and the answer is quite staggering. if it was possible to fold a piece of paper that is 0.1 mm thick 52 times , how thick would the folded paper be??? (i knoow its only possible to fold a sheet of paper 8 times so this is purely hypothetical)
  7. BMW 3 Series Forum - Technical Talk on the BMW E21
    after weeks of complaining about my slugish performance, bad mpg and grinding noise when i drive my 323 i discovered today after i jacked the car that the left rear wheel is rock stiff and does not move freely like the right my question is this could this be the reason for my perperformance and...
  8. BFuk Open Topic
    Try this for size. Try not to read the answers below before you have the answer in your head. Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? First Question: You are...
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