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  1. Blonde lass says hello

    Hi All, actually I am a 53 years old git and just bought used BMW X5 e70 2007. Apologies for any disappointment :hihi thank you cheers Wolfie
  2. Are women driver really that stupid?

    General BMW Discussions
    Really why are women drivers so dumb i went to tesco near my mums house after drivin 20 miles i parked in a space all on its own so i went in with my two kids came out and two twats parked next to me out of the whole fucking car park one was a 60 reg merc and the other was a shitty l reg rust...
  3. Blonde Moment.. help with E36 jacking car up please...

    BFuk Open Topic
    Hi, sorry I know this is in the wrong section but i couldnt work out where this would need to be.... :embarrassed Er, I'm new to BMW ownership and I'm just trying to remove a rear alloy to see the offset of it... Only problem is that I can't work out how to use the damn carjack that is supplied...
  4. blonde joke.

    BFuk Open Topic
    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and...