Um, okay how about... I wish I could trade my 318i in for a Rover 220 GSi /GTi Turbo? The N-Cap ratings are the same, no-one thinks you're a t***er driving a Beemer ^_^, and the Rover gives a better mpg.
Anyone not in the know, this model was brought out before the BMW/Rover alliance.
But it will rot out, the dash will split and the interior will fall apart, not forgetting the head lining will come down and obstruct your view