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    So... the other day i gave the car a good going over and she lookd mint! That autoglym wax is very good! Check it out...



    The bonnet looked rubbish before so im pretty happy now:




    So my horror when i got to the car this morning in Bristol...






    Oh how ANGRY i was!!

    Its like they targeted my car... all the other cars around were fine. And no i didn't park under a tree!!!

    I'm calling a war on birds!

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    F*** me mate, that couldn't have been a bird!!!

    Must have been a flying elephant looking at that display

    Good luck with the cleaning

    At least you can look at the photos of it when it's clean and realise that it's worth the effort
     
     

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    man I've never seen bird crap that bad on a car before,

    isn't it odd that its always the car they go for....never anything surrounding your car in the garden like lawn,driveway, the street...always a car!!!
     
     

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    I am so sorry Mate I tried to look at the photo's without laughing but couldn't-You should've posted the photos the other way around so it looks like you made a fantastic clean up job-ain't it amazing how birds always go for the freshly cleaned cars
     
     

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    ain't it amazing how birds always go for the freshly cleaned cars
    I can't remember where I heard it but is it something to do with the reflection/shine being similar to the sparkle from the sea
     
     

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    the little buggers always know when you've cleaned your car
     
     

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    That bird's arse must be redder than Slacker's arse depositing that !!!.
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    Aye I hate them too - my car seems to be like a MAGNET anywhere i go!
     
     

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    happens all the time, if they aint shitting on the car they are dive bombing (up my way anyway)
     
     

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    I know sometimes you get the odd one or maybe two presents from our feathered friends but this was a full on attack! The photos really don't do their work justice!

    lol, i was just watching family guy on tv. peter gets talks about the time he "got his own back on a pigeon that pooped on his car". Then showed a clip of him squatting in a tree over a pigeon cleaning his car saying "thats it...... get it nice and clean..."

    Made me laugh how fitting it was

    shame i couldnt find a clip on youtube if you havnt seen it :(

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