I have an idea...

I hate people who do this, I find its usually those in newer cars that do it (because credit has been easier to get so people care less about looking after cars).

anyway, what you need is a series of push button type switches on the side of the car, then the bump strip over that.

Next up, wire the switches to a series of propane based canisters, any flammable gas will do. Have the outlets lined up pointing about 45 degrees up. You then need to wire the switches to a series of release valves for the gas (alá NOS systems) with a spark plug at each nozzle.

Before you know it, people will stop doing it...